Speaking of magic – what’s up with Paris Hilton’s boobs? One moment she’s flat as a deck of cards and the next blink she’s fuller than party balloons! Paris explains that it’s not silicone but all-natural Paris Hilton with the support of hotel heiress-priced Wonderbra. She even flashed her twosome in front of a group of girls in an LA club just to prove her point. Hmm – is that story real, or is it just an alibi for that sudden pop in size? In a dream, I asked Paris about her secret but she just gave me a million-dollar smile. I woke up and I realized: her actual boob size is one of the mysteries of the big, big universe…