After Tom Cruise broke up with Penelope Cruz (their names sound alike, are they related?), he found it hard to catch another girl that’s why he did what any man would do: give them bait! Tom with his Scientologist friends set up fake casting calls that targeted single, young, attractive actresses including Jessica Alba, Jennifer Garner, and Scarlett Johansson. Among the three, Scarlett was the only one who fell for it but when she learned that it was held in the Scientologist Center she ran like crazy! But when Katie agreed to do the audition, she was hitched upon an airplane to LA and got married to Tom: a happy ending to all Scientology fans.

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